Jake was a competitive golfer for over a decade dating back to the days of being the Captain of his high school golf team. He has played more than 200 courses across 32 different states in the US. Now semi-retired, Jake continues to golf 3-4 days a week with a current 2 handicap, gives golf lessons to his friends and family, and provides a wealth of knowledge to Golf Circuit from his competitive playing days. Jake combines practical expertise with technical knowledge to create golfing strategies and training techniques for both beginners and scratch golfers.
Golf puns and jokes probably started around the same time that golf was invented. There is just something about being on the course that brings the silly out of you.
I par-sonally think it has something to do with the amount of dads that play golf. You almost can’t escape the dad jokes when a group of them get together.
Plus, golf terms are par-fect for puns as you will see in this list of golf puns and jokes.
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What a par-fect shot!
Kiss my putt
I need a par-mit to be this good
Give me another drink, I’m parched
I made us some peanut putter and jelly sandwiches for today
We are taking a trip to the Golf of Mexico
I’m just a putt above the rest
We aren’t putt from the same cloth
Let’s have a par-tee after this
Man, you guys have some course language
I love golf with all my cart
Good game, thanks fore playing!
I can barely read this scorecard, did you write in course-ive?
This game really drives me crazy
I really need to iron out the kinks in my game
Well that was a stroke of luck
To tee…or not to tee
This hole really is as par as the eye can see
You really have caddy issues
I really need to spread my swings and do better
In a land par-par away
I may be down putt I’m not out
Just let it tee
This game really isn’t my cup of tee
I’m just asking fore a friend
I’m running this golf course with an iron fist
Not all men are created eagle
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Why do golfers hate pizza?
Because they might get a slice.
What’s the easiest putt in golf?
The fourth one.
Why are laptops so good at golf?
They have hard drives.
Why did the golfer have to get a new par of pants?
He got a hole-in-one.
Why do golf announcers whisper?
Because if they speak any louder they might wake up the people watching.
What did you get on your last hole?
What’s a golfers favorite super hero?
What is a golfers favorite bird?
Any ole’ birdie will do.
Golf is a lot like doing your taxes
You go for the green and end up in the hole
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That would have been a perfect shot if the hole was over there.
I think you’re really improving, you miss a lot closer now.
I play in the low 60’s. I really don’t golf if it’s hotter than that out.
I just can’t catch a break on my putting
Golf is 90% mental and 10% mental
Our priest is the best golfer in town with all the practice he has had keeping his head down
I bet Golf was invented by God to punish people who retire early
The only secure way to save strokes is by using an eraser
Gold really is easy….it’s just hard to play
Golf was a rich man sport…now it has tons of poor players!
In the early 1600’s beating a club against the ground and yelling used to be called witchcraft…now it’s called Golf
Golf brings out the four year old in me…I struggle to count past 5
Hitting it right, is a slice. Hitting it left, is a hook. Hitting it straight…well, that’s a miracle.
“I don’t say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they’d come up sliced.” – Arnold Palmer
How Did We do?
Let’s face it, most of these golf puns weren’t all that funny (notice how I didn’t include a pun there?) But golf puns and jokes really are a great way to lighten up the mood out on the course.
It’s kinda crazy how seriously we take the sport of golf sometimes. At the end of the day it’s a game! So go out there and have fun! Golf doesn’t need to be so boring.
I will keep this list updated while I’m out playing with other funny puns and jokes I hear on the golf course. Thanks fore reading!